what would you give a cat to drink 

8ruises:

…

You gave the meow8east apple juice.

yeah so 

theres no fucking milk around here 

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8ruises replied to your post: the cat ran away BC 

Dum8.

i gave it fucking meat and aj and then like fucking 3 blankets what more could it want 

torpidguardian:

how did i not c this til now wtf

same reason i didnt see this till right now 

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the cat ran away BC 

vwhy:

The majestic caracal

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

oh

i found a cat 

voodooleviathan:

mercurialsubjugglator:

fun ruiner.

Someone had to.

who expects him to /not/ ruin fun 

this is what i come back to